Monday, October 26, 2015
Who's Reading Your Comments On Social Media
Oh, you blocked me? He must've read my comments about his ugly girlfriend. I feel like there's no hope sometimes... then I read deep into Facebook comments and I have hope for my people who can form their own opinions. To all the poor mindset people who keep commenting on my Twitter comments - read it and weep. By far the weirdest comments are from people who don't realize that I make my own videos and read the comments. I just liked 5 comments from authors who mentioned their manuscripts. I'm adding yours to my to read list. You know who you are. The worst thing about shared ebooks is that I have to read comments on the textbook from other people on my course who are literally so dumb. Reading the comments strangers write on your videos are a strange mix of hilarious, overwhelming, interesting, frustrating and inspiring. The comment section is a new viral social media trend.
It drives me crazy when my boss read his emails out loud, swears and comments from his office! My boss sent me this article, which was vindicating. But then I read the comments it very uninteresting. One day I'm gonna read review comments from my boss and think 'yeah I'm pretty great' instead of 'man do I have all of them fooled. My boss made the mistake of looking at reader reviews of a book he was really excited about. Oops! Never read comment.
Reading positive comments from complete strangers about your blog is a wonderful feeling. If you just want to do one thing to make your life happier, let it be that you stop reading strangers comments on internet news posts. Many of my friends think that well, there's my problem. They think that I am reading internet comments from strangers. But when I'm reading these comments on Instagram I just think about how we are all doomed. Do you really need strangers to look at your pictures? Responding to internet comments from strangers is like sticking your arm into the catch basin of a Port-A-Potty to retrieve a worthless object.
I have to tag myself in my brother's Facebook pictures or else I read comments on there about how "your new girlfriend is so cute!". I make my girlfriend read me YouTube comments until I fall asleep. When your boyfriend accidentally comments on your moms insta pic instead of yours...(Don't forget to read my dad, "Rick's" comment). I get a confidence booster when reading through comments on a picture your mom posts of you on Facebook. I just wanna say as I'm reading comments it's hard to make everyone happy in career mode when you're making signings.. I do my best tho! I'm tired of FaceBook. It's a lot of work, reading posts, comments, looking at pics of strangers who are friends with your friend.
Government workers are also reading your comments, you should be afraid - very afraid of the government spying on you. Government warning: Reading the comments section is dangerous to your health. I love reading your insights to state government and snarky Twitter comments. The Government shut down: was a pleasure reading all of your idiotic comments/retweets on this subject. However a lot of folks are interested in reading the comments from the French homophobic population. Your government wants it, the majority of citizens want it as well. Are all governments evil? After reading this blog, leave comments. What is your take?
Reading and replying to all your comments on my new cover is making me all smiley, happy and super grateful. I love YouTube comments. Listening to a song, then I read "I might sing this to my girlfriend, what do you think?" Suck a lemon. I'm Getting a lot of comments regarding my vernacular today. Is my shit too hard to read? I don't want people who are non native English speakers. My 250 Sub-Special is officially online! To all who ever commented, my love is grand! Time to read them!