Saturday, September 17, 2016

To Kill A Kardashian

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If only a Kardashian's death could garner as much attention as a failed celebrity marriage. They should have a category for best death...a celebrity who died in the best way -Kim, Kourtney or Khloe. Apparently, the first person who affects sadness on social media over a celebrity death totally knew that celebrity the best and cares the most. Hillary getting the Kim Kardashian seal of approval is the ultimate kiss of political death. I'm writing a story...you know what that means! Cum and death! It's a viral social media trend that the same guy who grabbed Gigi Hadid just tried to kiss Kim Kardashian’s butt. Hadid needs to hire Kim's bodyguard, who stopped Kim's attacker in Paris. I don't care for the Kardashians but I agree with her, this guys needs punished and put in jail. A part of me feels as if she didn't wear such provocative clothing out in public, maybe people like him wouldn't feel as invited to do what he did. I heard that Kim Kardashian filed a complaint against that creepy ‘Prankster’. Kanye West is rescheduling #SaintPabloTour dates in wake of the Kim Kardashian robbery. Honestly it doesn't matter whether you "like" Kim Kardashian or not, you should be outraged that a mother and wife was robbed at gunpoint! But how far will fans push the family to the edge? On the other hand even when the Kardashian, Jenner family are celebrating family achievements they appear pure fake in the Vogue magazine. What do Khloe Kardashian and Kim have in common? Both are kisses of death. Run!!!!The whole kardashian family is a total mess! Fat Kim injected fake butt, makes sex tapes, was a maid for ParisHilton, on top, no talent. I hate Daily Mail for showing me that plastic excuse for a human, also known as "Kim Kardashian" every time I open Snapchat. I've watched enough of the Pablo tour via. various Kardashian Snapchat's to feel like I was there myself. Saved a few $$$ too.

Why do the Kardashian/Jenner clan all aspire to look like Kim. I guess you gotta emulate the most famous one in the group. I saw Kendall Jenner for Allure magazine immediately after Kim Kardashian is bringing out her Juicy Couture tracksuit just in time for fall. Then Kim Kardashian went braless again and showed her nipples! So while all of this is going on. I'm here for Khloe Kardashian and Tristan Thompson. Come thru new beautiful couple!! Khloe Kardashian and Tristan Thompson had a hot and heavy night in Miami. Khloe Kardashian is knocking em down like bowling pins. Get your hoe on, girl!Tyga don't even rap no more (thank god). He just makes money smashing a Kardashian. That curse is the kiss of death. A funeral could be a celebration of life instead a mourning of death of the Kardashian Sisters “Snapchat” through a near-death experience, if you put it in the right perspective. Like when Lamar Odom admited he faked near death experience to win back Khloe Kardashian. It scares me to death that more people know what Kim Kardashian is doing right now, than know facts about major global issues.

I knew Vogue was doomed the moment I heard Anna Wintour was putting Kim Kardashian on the cover. It was the kiss of death if you ask me. The only thing Kim Kardashian says: "I love her to death but...*insert something incredibly insulting*. Shopping for fall jackets and it looks like I'm going to have to either morph into a Kardashian or freeze to death. Only three things are certain in this world: death, taxes, and ads on snapchat about what Kim Kardashian wears. Do you think a Kardashian funeral will be featured in Keeping up with the Kardashian's? Perhaps the funeral would be televised.

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